Beware False Advertising

Before I was adopted by the owner, I spent two weeks at a foster home nursing a chest cold. Actually, I was just faking because I grew sick of the chow at the Humane Society.

Anyways, the foster care family was nice enough to write the following disinfo about me.

"This is Lucas (aka Pinky). Lucais is a very nice boy. He likes to explore spaces like cupboards, and he likes to play witht things that hang down."

First off, no one calls me a cuddly nom de guerre like Pinky! Look at me, I'm a crazed killer! And I would like to sue these folks for libel for calling me a "very nice boy." Bold-faced lies!