Lucas is a nice boy

The owner's father came all the way up from Texas to spend a week and a half's time with me (naturally). For the duration I behaved quite out of character, and now my ferocity has fallen into question. I must confess that I wasn't in my right mind during this time, but have recovered nicely since.

Instead of scratching and biting when pet, I purred. Instead of biting, I rubbed. I could even be found cuddling in laps or in beds. Lucas Tukus doesn't condone any of these activities when dealing with humans.

Now word has gotten out that the Tukus himself has a soft side, and is really just misunderstood. The owner was chastised for playing too roughly with a sweet impressionable soul, and that deep down I was really just full of love waiting to be distributed.

All of this is lies! I will not allow my good name to become one of ill repute. I'm a killer!

As soon as the owner's dad left, I scratched the owner's arms three times and bit his feet while he was sleeping, in order to do damage control and stop these malicious rumors taking my character into question.