Lucas Tukus has intimacy issues

Hello, all! Hope everyone's summer has been a wild affair.

I've been quite naughty of late.

I like to pester my sister Miss Circumference "Comfy" Rotunda at all times. When I see her waddling about, I like to jump on her, then cover her with kisses, then perhaps bite her tail. She doesn't take to my advances so well, and so as a result usually hides in various low profile places around the house in the hopes of eluding me.

Here's a picture of my sister, the Meow Cow, in the backyard. Actually, it's not her, but the resemblance is striking.

Anyways, Meow Cow has become quite traumatized, and has the terrorized look of one who can get no solace. The owner sometimes shoot me with a squirt gun when I'm being particularly aggressive, but there's still ten hours a day he's not around.

She can hide all she wants, but eventually she must come out for two things: food and litter box. And that's when I strike. She will try to make her way downstairs to the litter boxes, as secretively as her extra eight pounds of blubber will allow. But Tukus will come down and attack, just as she is getting ready to drop a cowpie.

As a result she runs out of the box and leaves her "leavings"in places that are definitely not "litter box," and the owner is not pleased.... But I'm guiltless because of my handsome good looks.

Butterscotch Stallion Remembered

The Headmistress of the Theo Wirth Spa for Kitties came across these photo treasures of Goober, during his stay at the Theo Wirth Spa for Kitties.

Hard to believe it's been five months without him.