Don't be sad, it's salisbury steak day!

Stephanie shut down her blog because she had grown intensely frustrated.

Frustrated that she couldn't express herself as gracefully as a senile diabetic cat with hemroids.

Frustrated that the words no longer flowed as effortlessly as they do from my peanut-sized brain and out through my paws.

Furious that despite her law school education and strong academic record, she was continually outdone by a creature ranked lower on the evolutionary ladder than a hippopotamus.

But don't worry. Her adventures will still be logged for all to witness. Just not by her.

By me.

I will be her muse, her vocal chords, her trumpet.