Rum Tum Tiger is a curious cat

Sometimes Stephanie and I have problems in our relationship. She gets upset when I wake her up fifteen times a night by scratching at her face or sitting on her head. I guess this keeps her from getting a good night's sleep that she needs to be a good student. I sleep during the whole day so can't really relate to her problem.

What Stephanie doesn't know is I only do this because I love her so much and can't bear to leave her be. Molesting her is my own special way of showing that I care. My feline therapist says I need to find other ways of expressing my feelings. But he's never met Stephanie. She's the best gal a kitty could have.